swollen tip

I haven't posted on here in 3 fucking months! Shocking behaviour. I have no excuse except laziness and .....malais. Love that word. Dunno what it means exactly. Sounds like a scottish person hurt their legs.
Anyhow, I'm typing this with typically slightly raw and swollen fingertips. Not from the usual exploits I assure you. I've been getting creative again (which really should be the usual exploits since i spent all that money getting thon degree in Art not Self loving). Making things is both enjoyable and stressful. Mainly when a dealine is involved. They should change that bloody word for starters. DEADline. Bound to get you a bit stressed. Prefer FINISHline. Especially when i finish first. Hence the usually swollen fingertips.

So now im back, from outerspace...

I wasn't really in space. I've committed the ultimate crime. I became one of those women who enters into a relationship and slowly lets parts of her life fall by the wayside as she drives full throttle down the highway of sexual gratification. I'd say sorry...but my mother taught me not to speak with my mouth full.

So now I'm back in the real world (well online world) I shall endevour to be more consistent!!!
Sooo... what's new with me?
Still dating Mr M (blame him for my absence).
Still in the same job (blame it for my alcohol abuse).
Still living in the same house (landlord blames me for the smell).
So muchly much the same but I'm feeling more positive, more accepting and ready to make some changes. Mr M is leaving for an undisclosed location in a sucky-ass-hole-country which I shall not be petty and name..y'all. I'm gonna take on a few new projects as I'll have plenty of time on my hands till his return at Christmas. Like Jesus...only I don't feel guilty about thinking about Mr M when i masterbate.

im judge dreading this...

Just watched the trailer for the "new" Judge Dredd movie....mmmm

were to begin.

First ..."The Rookie". Now picture the scene. You're about to go against the biggest badass drug dealing boss who has an entire skyscraper full of badass druggie henchmen who would like you to be mostly dead. Gun? Check. Armour? Check. One liners? Check....feels like I've forgotten something though...oh yeah! An inexperienced rookie who knows nothing about this kind of situation/ the pressure that comes with it or where she left her helmet apparantly. Surely lesson number one at judgey day care was PUT YOUR FUCKING HELMET ON.

Second...Judge Dredd. He looks like he's trying to do a Sly Stallone as Judge Dredd impersonation. Badly.

Also his unifrom is more than half way homo-erotic. Like he got called in for work and he was in the club with his boy and had to rush straight from there. Sweaty balls and all

Thirdly...The bad guy, or in this case bad girl, Momo or whatever her name is. Now the big question is this...did she invent the drug so she could call it something that sounds something like her stupid name OR is it a poorly thought up nickname brought about by the drug? The answer? Either way its stupid.

And finally the drug itself...Slow Mo??? If it makes time slow down and you're reactions are slower, surely the police would be able to catch the fuckers on it???? "Quick!! Watch out! He's getting away...very slowly...." Think I'll go remake the dinner i ate earlier...might be shit though....